Always the tone of surprise

thecrazyotic:

onebreath:

ifyoureachfortheheavens: thatbluebox: i-aint-bovvered: portkeytothetardis: teallikethecolor: bookling: notsodarling02: amiginger: mishacollins-: imjesuschrist: biancatran:

the chamber of secrets has been opened

i can’t even

you can stalk all you like you just don’t click the like button all the time

but even if you do THEY CAN’T SEE YOUR CRUSHES

AND

WHY IS IT ENCOURAGING HIPSTER BLOGS

WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT ALREADY

NOT FUCKING COOL

UGH THIS IS LIKE WHEN GRANDPARENTS TRY AND TALK ABOUT LOLCATS

FUCK THIS SHIT.

What is this “Keep a close eye on creeps” bullshit? EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS CREEPY. CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE. THIS IS THE INTERNET, DON’T YOU KNOW THAT?

And also: “If they’re cool, they’ll return the favour”? They’ll still be cool even if they don’t follow back. I follow plenty of people who didn’t follow me back. Please don’t encourage shallow attention-whore-ism.

Where my Jezzie-Tumblrs at? We’re apparently creepin’ on each other. And meet-ups! We broke a rule! I feel so bad ass right now. Interesting we’re not all dead from being stalked, right?

Is this like, American Girl magazine circa 1997, warning 11-year-old me never to share personal information online and not to meet up with creepers?

CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE.

^ YES. EVERYONE SHOULD TROLL.

5 WAYS TO BOOST YOUR FOLLOWER TALLY:

FUCK NO.

THIS IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST. Followers are nice, but you don’t need them.

Beaver-style? BRB IMMA GNAW ON LOGS.

Put on Facebook. WHAT. THIS IS WACK.

If they’re cool, they’ll follow back. LOLNO.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

SO APPERENTLY WE’RE ALL CREEPS. (^ CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE)

pfft, I already knew that. Hermits, creeps, fangirls, fanboys… that is tumblr.

… ROFL “ONLINE TRAPS”

Guys, Zoe gave us her tumblr name. I think she deserves some anon creeper love.

CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE

ahahahaha.

LOL SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT IF I DON’T FOLLOW YOU BACK, I’M NOT COOL?

AND “THE CUTE GUY” CAN’T SEE MY TUMBLR CRUSHES, SO. MAGAZINE YOU FAIL FOREVER

AND WHATEVER THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO ENCOURAGE LES TUMBLR? UGH IF YOU WERE SRS ABOUT TUMBLR DARLING YOU SHOULD KNOW THE CARDINAL RULE OF TUMBLR:

NEVER TALK ABOUT TUMBLR.

NEVER.

: O WHAT