August 2010
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
REBLOG IF YOU DO THIS AFTER A DAY OF SCHOOL...
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A boy and girl used to be best friends but suddenly the began to not get along, they tease and harass each other all the time at school. One day the teacher had enough so she sent them to the school psychologist, he looked at the boy.
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garyoldman:
Oddly, should a family adopt a child taken from another family, the child Sim will have lost all memories associated with their blood family up until the point they arrived in their adoptive home. The family tree does not get erased, however.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE CHILDREN IN THE SIM ORPHANAGES
OH DEAR LORD
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An Anti-Christ couple had a son..They never...
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The Neighbor adapted the child and enrolled him in school.They told the teacher that the boy didnt know anything about God.During Class,The teacher showed a picture of Jesus and asked:
TEACHER: Who among you know this man?
The child raised his hand, The teacher was shocked and called the child.The...
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“Daniel and I talk about him as two sides of the coin. Harry has these great...”
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